Justdroppedin
07-30-2019, 01:00 AM
She asks the man behind the counter "Excuse me, could I please have a kilo of tomatoes?"
The shopkeeper says "I'm so sorry lady, but we are all out of tomatoes today."
"Oh okay. I'll just have half a kilo of tomatoes then" the lady replies.
"Lady, there are no tomatoes here that I can give you. I'm all out. No more." The shopkeeper is a little agitated at this point.
"Oh okay. I'll just have a quarter kilo of tomatoes then" the lady replies.
The shopkeeper, trying to hide his frustration, says "Lady, please answer my query. How do you spell tomatoes?"
"Well, let's see" says the old lady. "It's T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S."
"You forgot the 'f', lady" says the shopkeeper.
"There's no f in tomatoes!" exclaims the old lady.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you for 5 minutes!!"
The shopkeeper says "I'm so sorry lady, but we are all out of tomatoes today."
"Oh okay. I'll just have half a kilo of tomatoes then" the lady replies.
"Lady, there are no tomatoes here that I can give you. I'm all out. No more." The shopkeeper is a little agitated at this point.
"Oh okay. I'll just have a quarter kilo of tomatoes then" the lady replies.
The shopkeeper, trying to hide his frustration, says "Lady, please answer my query. How do you spell tomatoes?"
"Well, let's see" says the old lady. "It's T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S."
"You forgot the 'f', lady" says the shopkeeper.
"There's no f in tomatoes!" exclaims the old lady.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you for 5 minutes!!"