Justdroppedin
08-02-2019, 11:50 PM
A very drunk man in a bar orders another scotch. The bartender says, "You're too drunk, Joe, go home."
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says, "I'll have a scotch."
The bartender says, "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home."
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says, "I'll have a scotch."
The bartender says, "Joe, for the last time. You're too drunk. Go home."
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says, "Damn it! How many bars do you work at?"
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says, "I'll have a scotch."
The bartender says, "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home."
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in and says, "I'll have a scotch."
The bartender says, "Joe, for the last time. You're too drunk. Go home."
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.
A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says, "Damn it! How many bars do you work at?"