Justdroppedin
08-31-2019, 08:41 PM
Frightened, he asked his accountant how to dress.
-"Use rags, they'll think you're a beggar," the accountant replied.
When he asked his lawyer, he told him the exact opposite:
-'Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and most elegant tie'
Confused, the man decides to ask his wife, tells her of the two opposite councils and asks for her opinion:
The wife says:
-Let me tell you a story:
When I was about to marry you, I asked my mother what to wear on the wedding night. 'Put on heavy, thick pajamas that reaches your neck,' my mother told me.
But when I asked my best friend, she gave me the opposite advice:
'Put on the smallest lingerie you have, transparent and a floss thong.'
The astonished middle man asks' but my love, what does that have to do with my taxes?
"Well, no matter how you dress they are going to nail you!!!!"
-"Use rags, they'll think you're a beggar," the accountant replied.
When he asked his lawyer, he told him the exact opposite:
-'Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and most elegant tie'
Confused, the man decides to ask his wife, tells her of the two opposite councils and asks for her opinion:
The wife says:
-Let me tell you a story:
When I was about to marry you, I asked my mother what to wear on the wedding night. 'Put on heavy, thick pajamas that reaches your neck,' my mother told me.
But when I asked my best friend, she gave me the opposite advice:
'Put on the smallest lingerie you have, transparent and a floss thong.'
The astonished middle man asks' but my love, what does that have to do with my taxes?
"Well, no matter how you dress they are going to nail you!!!!"