dogdayz
08-31-2019, 10:19 PM
A proctologist was fed up with his job and so he decided to switch careers.
He'd always enjoyed tinkering with truck engines, so he enrolled in a school for truck mechanics.
After the class ended, the students were given their final exam. The task was to strip a truck engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order.
The proctologist did his best - and was amazed to find he scored 150%.
He asked the instructor, "150%? How could I score that?"
"Well," replied the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Then I gave you 50% for reassembling it perfectly. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."
He'd always enjoyed tinkering with truck engines, so he enrolled in a school for truck mechanics.
After the class ended, the students were given their final exam. The task was to strip a truck engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order.
The proctologist did his best - and was amazed to find he scored 150%.
He asked the instructor, "150%? How could I score that?"
"Well," replied the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Then I gave you 50% for reassembling it perfectly. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."