Justdroppedin
09-09-2019, 10:18 PM
After his lessons he decides he is ready for the real deal.
The instructor and Jim go up in the plane to the altitude.
Then, the instructor says, "when you jump, count to 10 and pull the cord. If that fails pull the backup cord. There will be a black van waiting for you at the bottom."
Jimmy agrees and counts to 3 and jumps.
He is having the time of his life.
He starts counting to 10 as soon as he jumped.
Once he got to 10 he pulled the cord. Nothing happened.
He tried again. Nothing. He pulls the backup cord and the same thing.
He swears to himself and says, "I bet the van won't be there either".
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulRawCurlew-small.gif
The instructor and Jim go up in the plane to the altitude.
Then, the instructor says, "when you jump, count to 10 and pull the cord. If that fails pull the backup cord. There will be a black van waiting for you at the bottom."
Jimmy agrees and counts to 3 and jumps.
He is having the time of his life.
He starts counting to 10 as soon as he jumped.
Once he got to 10 he pulled the cord. Nothing happened.
He tried again. Nothing. He pulls the backup cord and the same thing.
He swears to himself and says, "I bet the van won't be there either".
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulRawCurlew-small.gif