Justdroppedin
09-21-2019, 01:17 AM
A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.....
The man picks up, listens for a few seconds and says, "How the hell would I know, you flaming idiot! I'm not a weatherman, bugger off."
The wife asks, "Who was that dear?"
Husband says, "Some dumb bastard asking if the coast was clear."
The man picks up, listens for a few seconds and says, "How the hell would I know, you flaming idiot! I'm not a weatherman, bugger off."
The wife asks, "Who was that dear?"
Husband says, "Some dumb bastard asking if the coast was clear."