Justdroppedin
09-22-2019, 10:40 AM
On a remote Pacific island, a missionary is trying to teach English to the natives.
He takes a group of the local men on a walk through the jungle, pointing out various items and telling them the English equivalents.
He points to a tree and says "Tree".
The natives all nod and repeat "Tree".
A short time later they come across a large boulder.
The missionary says "Rock".
In unison the natives reply "Rock".
Eventually they enter a clearing where they spot a couple having sex.
Embarrassed and flustered, the missionary blurts out "Man riding bicycle".
Suddenly one of the natives produces a bow and arrow and shoots the naked man, killing him.
Shocked, the missionary exclaims "Why?!".
The native replies angrily "Man riding MY bicycle!"
He takes a group of the local men on a walk through the jungle, pointing out various items and telling them the English equivalents.
He points to a tree and says "Tree".
The natives all nod and repeat "Tree".
A short time later they come across a large boulder.
The missionary says "Rock".
In unison the natives reply "Rock".
Eventually they enter a clearing where they spot a couple having sex.
Embarrassed and flustered, the missionary blurts out "Man riding bicycle".
Suddenly one of the natives produces a bow and arrow and shoots the naked man, killing him.
Shocked, the missionary exclaims "Why?!".
The native replies angrily "Man riding MY bicycle!"