dogdayz
11-13-2019, 07:02 PM
There was this little birdy who didn't even know how to fly yet. And one freezing cold night, he tumbles out of his nest and lands on the ground. Well, he starts going "be-beep, be-beep, be-beep" like crazy! Because he's damn nearly freezing!
Lucky for him, along comes this cow, who sees him and feels sorry for him. So, she lifts her tail, and SPLASHH! Drops this steaming hot cow pile right on him.
So the little birdy is nice and warm again. But he still ain't happy and keeps going "be-beep, be-beep, be-beep, be-beep, be-beep, be-beep"! Louder than ever!
Mean old coyote hears him and comes a-running. He reaches out his paw, and pulls him out of the cow pile. He brushes the dirt off him real nice, and then...
Swallows the birdy down in one go!
The moral of the story is: the folks that throw dirt on ya, aren't always trying to hurt ya. And the folks pulling you out of a jam aren't always trying to help ya.
But the main point is: when you're up to your nose in $hit, keep your mouth shut!
Lucky for him, along comes this cow, who sees him and feels sorry for him. So, she lifts her tail, and SPLASHH! Drops this steaming hot cow pile right on him.
So the little birdy is nice and warm again. But he still ain't happy and keeps going "be-beep, be-beep, be-beep, be-beep, be-beep, be-beep"! Louder than ever!
Mean old coyote hears him and comes a-running. He reaches out his paw, and pulls him out of the cow pile. He brushes the dirt off him real nice, and then...
Swallows the birdy down in one go!
The moral of the story is: the folks that throw dirt on ya, aren't always trying to hurt ya. And the folks pulling you out of a jam aren't always trying to help ya.
But the main point is: when you're up to your nose in $hit, keep your mouth shut!