Justdroppedin
11-21-2019, 02:48 AM
A couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "One of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- a plumber?"
A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. "The car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like -- a mechanic?"
A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. "Honey there's a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?"
"What do I look like -- a roofer?"
One weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors. He came over and fixed everything."
"What did it cost?"
"He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or have nooky with him."
"What kind of cake did you make?"
"What do I look like -- Betty Crocker?"
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The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- a plumber?"
A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. "The car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like -- a mechanic?"
A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. "Honey there's a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?"
"What do I look like -- a roofer?"
One weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors. He came over and fixed everything."
"What did it cost?"
"He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or have nooky with him."
"What kind of cake did you make?"
"What do I look like -- Betty Crocker?"
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