Justdroppedin
11-23-2019, 01:37 AM
... he has all the newest gear, brand new top quality rods, beautifully handcrafted lures and he sits at the side of the river enjoying his peace. Sadly though after a few hours he still has not caught a single fish. Just as he ponders to retire for the day another man approaches the river not very far from him, looking a bit like a bum, no fishing gear and tatty old and dirty clothes.
The rich business man watches in amazement as the bum puts a finger into the river and within seconds a fish latches on the finger and the bum pulls it out, smacks it once and puts it in his pocket. Then he does it again. And again.
The rich business man cannot believe his eyes, so he goes over to the bum and says to him: "Who are you? And how the hell do you do that? I have been sitting here all day and have not caught a single fish! How is that possible?"
The bum replies: " Oh, hi, I am Gregg. I have always been fishing like this. Trick is you go to your woman, put your fingers into her vagina, don't wash your fingers and presto, the fish love it and bite like crazy, you can just pull them out."
So the business man goes home, slightly annoyed but with an idea. He sees his wife bent over in the kitchen putting something away. He sneaks up behind her and reaches under her skirt. She doesn't even flinch or turn around as she says: "Oh Gregg, you old dirty bastard, going fishing again?"
The rich business man watches in amazement as the bum puts a finger into the river and within seconds a fish latches on the finger and the bum pulls it out, smacks it once and puts it in his pocket. Then he does it again. And again.
The rich business man cannot believe his eyes, so he goes over to the bum and says to him: "Who are you? And how the hell do you do that? I have been sitting here all day and have not caught a single fish! How is that possible?"
The bum replies: " Oh, hi, I am Gregg. I have always been fishing like this. Trick is you go to your woman, put your fingers into her vagina, don't wash your fingers and presto, the fish love it and bite like crazy, you can just pull them out."
So the business man goes home, slightly annoyed but with an idea. He sees his wife bent over in the kitchen putting something away. He sneaks up behind her and reaches under her skirt. She doesn't even flinch or turn around as she says: "Oh Gregg, you old dirty bastard, going fishing again?"