Justdroppedin
12-04-2019, 01:04 PM
An hour or so into the flight, the plane shudders violently for a moment, but calms down after a moment.
The pilot comes back to calm down his frightened passengers and says "Now I don't mean to scare you but we just lost one of our engines. Really nothing to worry about though, we can fly just fine on the other 3, it will just take us an extra hour to reach our destination".
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The friends relax after a bit and another hour of the flight goes by uneventfully. Suddenly the plane shakes again.
After it settles, the pilot comes back into the cabin. "Unfortunately we just lost a second engine. It's alright though, we routinely fly on just two engines. It'll just add another hour or so before we arrive".
The group nervously laughs it off, and the flight continues on smoothly. But after another hour, the plane shakes again.
The pilot walks into the cabin, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. "Alright, we just lost a third engine. But this here is a tough old bird, and she can fly just fine on one engine. It's just gonna take an extra couple of hours to get there."
As he turns to head back to the cockpit, one of the friends shouts back at him "Look Captain, I don't mean to be rude, but if we lose that last engine, we're gonna be up here all day!"
The pilot comes back to calm down his frightened passengers and says "Now I don't mean to scare you but we just lost one of our engines. Really nothing to worry about though, we can fly just fine on the other 3, it will just take us an extra hour to reach our destination".
https://media.tenor.com/images/81c21ea04ad050c30dd023680fd46c4d/tenor.gif
The friends relax after a bit and another hour of the flight goes by uneventfully. Suddenly the plane shakes again.
After it settles, the pilot comes back into the cabin. "Unfortunately we just lost a second engine. It's alright though, we routinely fly on just two engines. It'll just add another hour or so before we arrive".
The group nervously laughs it off, and the flight continues on smoothly. But after another hour, the plane shakes again.
The pilot walks into the cabin, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. "Alright, we just lost a third engine. But this here is a tough old bird, and she can fly just fine on one engine. It's just gonna take an extra couple of hours to get there."
As he turns to head back to the cockpit, one of the friends shouts back at him "Look Captain, I don't mean to be rude, but if we lose that last engine, we're gonna be up here all day!"