Justdroppedin
12-16-2019, 02:12 AM
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If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly....
Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer
Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a
career in lawn care. How about I send you a fricking book so you can learn
to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least
he can spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year,and
the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had
you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but
for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please
see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen
door in a hurricane. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of
the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I
have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget
porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly while losing money at the
craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE could I have one? Timmy
Dear Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but
it doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater
again. Santa
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Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our
house, how do you get
into our house? Love, Marky
Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky" that's why you'! re getting your
richard simmons kicked at school. Second you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly....
Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer
Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a
career in lawn care. How about I send you a fricking book so you can learn
to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least
he can spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year,and
the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had
you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but
for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please
see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen
door in a hurricane. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of
the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I
have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget
porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly while losing money at the
craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE could I have one? Timmy
Dear Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but
it doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater
again. Santa
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Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our
house, how do you get
into our house? Love, Marky
Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky" that's why you'! re getting your
richard simmons kicked at school. Second you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa