Justdroppedin
12-16-2019, 01:14 PM
Everyone knows how Bert the Brown Nose reindeer got his name, but nobody knows how Rudolph did.....
Rudolph the regular nose reindeer was on sabbatical and took a brief trip through Portland Maine.
While Rudolph and his life partner Gary were there, they spotted a fortune teller on the other side of the street. As the pair crossed the road, a truck carrying industrial red naval paint swerved to narrowly avoid a collision with them. The truck hit a telephone pole and red paint flew everywhere. Luckily, the two were safely under an awning and avoided the glittery red paint.
They walked into the fortune teller's shop and asked if they could receive their fortunes. The teller, an old woman who graduated from Penn, told Greg's fortune first. She held his palm in hers and told him he'd know fame and fortune. She said that someone very near to him would become world renowned and that they'd travel the world together.
Next up, was Rudolph. The old teller took a look at him and realized she had a dilemma. Poor Rudolph had hooves instead of hands, so she could not read his palm.
So she red his nose.
Rudolph the regular nose reindeer was on sabbatical and took a brief trip through Portland Maine.
While Rudolph and his life partner Gary were there, they spotted a fortune teller on the other side of the street. As the pair crossed the road, a truck carrying industrial red naval paint swerved to narrowly avoid a collision with them. The truck hit a telephone pole and red paint flew everywhere. Luckily, the two were safely under an awning and avoided the glittery red paint.
They walked into the fortune teller's shop and asked if they could receive their fortunes. The teller, an old woman who graduated from Penn, told Greg's fortune first. She held his palm in hers and told him he'd know fame and fortune. She said that someone very near to him would become world renowned and that they'd travel the world together.
Next up, was Rudolph. The old teller took a look at him and realized she had a dilemma. Poor Rudolph had hooves instead of hands, so she could not read his palm.
So she red his nose.