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dogdayz
12-23-2019, 11:28 AM
A man with dentures goes to the dentist.

He explains to the dentist that his dentures don't feel right anymore.

The Dentists sits him down, does a brief examination and exclaims,
"What in the world? Your whole partial plate is corroded like it was eaten away by some chemical."
The Dentist asks, "are you on a weird diet or something?"

The man says, "after a recent fancy breakfast, I have fallen in love with Hollandaise sauce and now, I put it on everything."

The Dentist replies, "ok then, we can fix your dentures but I will have to custom order them to be made out of chrome."

The man says, "chrome? Why would I want chrome false teeth?"

The Dentist replies, "everyone knows, that there is no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

steveOtoo
12-23-2019, 02:02 PM
Outstanding...............massive groan:tehe: