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Justdroppedin
01-06-2020, 02:20 PM
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, he didn’t have enough stamina to finish the race.

The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first mile, but the tomato fell behind.

The yam was about to reach the end of the race when he collapsed from exhaustion right in front of the finish line.

Over the course of the next hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.


Why was the tomato so successful?


The tomato paste himself.

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dogdayz
01-06-2020, 02:23 PM
I am glad the tomato was able to ketchup.

The Noof
01-06-2020, 02:27 PM
I'm ashamed of myself:I knew the punchline before I read the joke.

steveOtoo
01-06-2020, 03:31 PM
Paste makes Haste............

wattso99
01-06-2020, 05:15 PM
Its got to be Monday...

Bluegrass
01-06-2020, 05:24 PM
Its got to be Monday...





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Yes, yes it is wattso99. Happy Monday!!