Justdroppedin
01-08-2020, 10:35 PM
A man is driving down a long, country road and comes across an area that opens up into fields.
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He pulls over at the first driveway he sees to stretch his legs and sees a farmer leaning against a fence post. The farmer is staring off into the field and is watching two children running around and playing with a three legged pig. They wrestle it, ride it, treat it like it's their best friend.
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Figuring he could use someone to talk to he approaches the farmer.
The man says to the farmer. Not to bother you, but what's up with those kids playing with that pig? Why does it only have three legs?
The farmer replies, You know what? That pig is special! One time there was a coyote in the field attacking our sheep and that pig went out into the field and tore that coyote to shreds. It even suckled one of the baby sheep who lost its mother during the attack. Saved the business!
The guy replies, Wow, that's a special pig, but how'd it lose its leg?
The farmer replies, You know what? That pig is special! One time a robber broke into the house and that pig squealed and hollered and held that robber in the corner until the cops showed up! Saved our fortune!
The guy replies,losing his patience. Wow, that really is a special pig, but seriously, how'd it lose its leg?
The farmer replies back, You know what? That pigs special! One time there was a fire in the house and that pig broke down the door, called 911 , woke every single person up and even carried the small ones to safety! Saved the family!
The guy, who has now lost all self control, asks rudely.. I understand your pig is amazing, I understand it's fricking special, but how'd it lose its leg?
The farmer calmly responds with a question. Sir, if you had a special pig like that, would you eat him all at once?
https://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/1184/animated-farm-image-0046.gif
He pulls over at the first driveway he sees to stretch his legs and sees a farmer leaning against a fence post. The farmer is staring off into the field and is watching two children running around and playing with a three legged pig. They wrestle it, ride it, treat it like it's their best friend.
https://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/1184/animated-farm-image-0040.gif
Figuring he could use someone to talk to he approaches the farmer.
The man says to the farmer. Not to bother you, but what's up with those kids playing with that pig? Why does it only have three legs?
The farmer replies, You know what? That pig is special! One time there was a coyote in the field attacking our sheep and that pig went out into the field and tore that coyote to shreds. It even suckled one of the baby sheep who lost its mother during the attack. Saved the business!
The guy replies, Wow, that's a special pig, but how'd it lose its leg?
The farmer replies, You know what? That pig is special! One time a robber broke into the house and that pig squealed and hollered and held that robber in the corner until the cops showed up! Saved our fortune!
The guy replies,losing his patience. Wow, that really is a special pig, but seriously, how'd it lose its leg?
The farmer replies back, You know what? That pigs special! One time there was a fire in the house and that pig broke down the door, called 911 , woke every single person up and even carried the small ones to safety! Saved the family!
The guy, who has now lost all self control, asks rudely.. I understand your pig is amazing, I understand it's fricking special, but how'd it lose its leg?
The farmer calmly responds with a question. Sir, if you had a special pig like that, would you eat him all at once?