The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

[Justdroppedin]

The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.


The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"


Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said that?"


Helen: "Your husband."


Wife: "Oh."


Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Wife: "Who said that?"


Helen: "Your husband."


Wife: "Oh."


Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."


Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"


Helen: "No, the gardener did."


Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

[The Noof]

Loosely based on a true story perhaps?

[lobsterpot]

yea , **** don't ever happen like that.

[Bluegrass]

yea , **** don't ever happen like that.




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lobsterpot, nice to see you out and about in the threads my friend!!

why so jaded and no lol, or anything

Hugs...Dee

[lobsterpot]

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lobsterpot, nice to see you out and about in the threads my friend!!

why so jaded and no lol, or anything

Hugs...Dee

life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch .

[Bluegrass]

life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch .



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Good to hear from you lobsterpot

Sounds like you are having a well deserved rest!!

Cheers...Dee

[The Noof]

"life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch ."

You on Fundy or the ocean bro?

[lobsterpot]

"life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch ."

You on Fundy or the ocean bro?

go offshore lobster fishing , 5 to 6 hours from shore. I see tankers and container ships during the day.

[The Noof]

go offshore lobster fishing , 5 to 6 hours from shore. I see tankers and container ships during the day.

I guess your no stranger to the cold Atlantic winds...

[lobsterpot]

I guess your no stranger to the cold Atlantic winds...

nope not at all. was out yesterday , Our wharf price went from 10 bucks to 8 bucks a pound. buyer is saying that coronavirus is hurting us.