Justdroppedin
01-27-2020, 12:42 PM
Q: There are 500 hundred bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant into the refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attended but one. Which animal is it and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators were all at the birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyway. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant into the refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attended but one. Which animal is it and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators were all at the birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyway. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.