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Justdroppedin
02-04-2020, 12:35 AM
when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew.


“Blimey,” Ed said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.”


“Like what?” Ted said.


“All twisted like a pigs tail,” Ed said.


“Well what’s yours like?” Ted said.


“Well straight like normal,” Ed said.


“I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours,” Ted said.


Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants.


“What did you do that for?” Ted said.


“Shaking off the excess drops,” Ed said. “Like normal.”


“****,” Ted said. “And all these years I’ve been wringing it!”