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dogdayz
02-09-2020, 12:00 AM
A Rodney Dangerfield joke:

"Hey, I'll tell ya, I get no respect. The other night I went out for a fancy dinner and the waiter brung me a lobster with only one claw.

I says, hey! What gives?!

He said, I'm sorry sir, sometimes they fight in the tank.

So I said, well bring me the lobster that won!"