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Justdroppedin
02-19-2020, 01:08 PM
Dear Tech Support,
’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
The response:

Dear Desperate,
“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.Good Luck!’

Good Luck!

steveOtoo
02-19-2020, 01:19 PM
Sounds like a hard reboot is required................before upgrade

Bluegrass
02-19-2020, 04:26 PM
https://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t404/diana123413/a0b45e9863fd5ddd1fc2447447e99460_fu.jpg~original


This is waaayyyyy too complicated
Is it really worth it lol

ifonlyihad1
02-19-2020, 10:07 PM
https://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t404/diana123413/a0b45e9863fd5ddd1fc2447447e99460_fu.jpg~original


This is waaayyyyy too complicated
Is it really worth it lol

I would go with just Format C. :)

dogdayz
02-20-2020, 12:28 AM
I would go with just Format C. :)

...and then install Lesbian 6.9

Bluegrass
02-20-2020, 12:41 AM
https://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t404/diana123413/422b09733fae8469df17d47b0adf2179_zpsa5ldet1b.jpg~o riginal


So ifonlyihad1 I was looking for C in the text lol. Then I figured out what you meant!
And dd, tempting as it may be at times, I think I will pass lol

steveOtoo
02-20-2020, 03:58 AM
https://www.satfix.to/attachment.php?attachmentid=28276&d=1582170985