Four hour surgical procedure.....

[Justdroppedin]

I was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over my mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' I mumbled, from behind the mask. 'Are my
testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

I struggled to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that I might elevate my vitals from worry about my testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises my gown, holds my manhood in one hand and my testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

I then pulled off my oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly.

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....................

' A r e....m y....t e s t....r e s u l t s....b a c k ?'