dogdayz
02-27-2020, 07:59 PM
A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are out golfing, exasperated that the group ahead of them is incredibly slow. A club employee arrives and they complain, to which he says:
"Sorry about the delays guys, the group ahead of you is a foursome of firefighters that were blinded in the line of action. We let them play for free every Saturday."
The doctor says "Oh I didn't realize. I have some friends that are ophthalmologists, I'll see if there's anything that they can do for the group".
The lawyer says "Send my condolences. I have a friend who specializes in workplace injuries, I'm sure he can get them some compensation."
The engineer says "Why can't these guys play at night?"
"Sorry about the delays guys, the group ahead of you is a foursome of firefighters that were blinded in the line of action. We let them play for free every Saturday."
The doctor says "Oh I didn't realize. I have some friends that are ophthalmologists, I'll see if there's anything that they can do for the group".
The lawyer says "Send my condolences. I have a friend who specializes in workplace injuries, I'm sure he can get them some compensation."
The engineer says "Why can't these guys play at night?"