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dogdayz
03-01-2020, 03:30 PM
Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers...

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang