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Justdroppedin
03-03-2020, 03:32 PM
A husband and wife on a hot, summer day.

A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer afternoon.

He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner.

The wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work,

So she scolded him....

“I can’t believe you’re asking me about dinner right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and figure dinner out for yourself.”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and a tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him,

“You fixed something to eat? So where’s mine??”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town.”

TLG
03-03-2020, 04:41 PM
LOL ,, I'd be 6 feet under
and my wife would be doing 15 - 25
depending on how good her lawyer is

TLG
03-03-2020, 08:16 PM
Now this is a good wife
All you others take a good look ,, see that smile ?

https://d14e8oeg5e788p.cloudfront.net/content/71351/0e75358c1fcc907b98d4d8b91b349da0.jpg

The Noof
03-03-2020, 08:25 PM
Leveling the sand on Mars?

dogdayz
03-03-2020, 10:55 PM
An air conditioned lawn tractor, why did they never go into production?

The Noof
03-03-2020, 11:23 PM
An air conditioned lawn tractor, why did they never go into production?

Because the women are too spoiled already !