Justdroppedin
04-03-2020, 12:12 PM
When I worked away from home all week, I always made a morning available when I would take my seven-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just me and my granddaughter.
One particular Sunday, however, I had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, my wife came to the rescue and said that she would take our granddaughter out in the car.
When they returned, the my granddaughter anxiously ran upstairs to see how I was.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'
'Great, Grandpa' the she replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single wanker, blind retard, nit-wit, dik-head or moron anywhere on the road today!
One particular Sunday, however, I had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, my wife came to the rescue and said that she would take our granddaughter out in the car.
When they returned, the my granddaughter anxiously ran upstairs to see how I was.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'
'Great, Grandpa' the she replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single wanker, blind retard, nit-wit, dik-head or moron anywhere on the road today!