Justdroppedin
05-06-2020, 01:22 PM
A nun died and went to Heaven.
St. Peter at heavenīs gate says: I'm sorry, I can only allow you in if you answer three questions about the bible"
The nun said: That's OK, I can do that.
"OK, here comes question 1: who was the first man on earth"
"HA", said the nun, "That is an easy one! That was Adam!"
St. Peter smiled and he said: "That is the correct answer. Here comes the second question: Who was the first woman on earth?"
"HA", said the nun, "That is an easy one! That was Eve!"
St. Peter smiled and he said: "That is the correct answer. Here comes the last question: what was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they met in Paradise?"
"Oops", said the nun: "That is a hard one"
St. Peter at heavenīs gate says: I'm sorry, I can only allow you in if you answer three questions about the bible"
The nun said: That's OK, I can do that.
"OK, here comes question 1: who was the first man on earth"
"HA", said the nun, "That is an easy one! That was Adam!"
St. Peter smiled and he said: "That is the correct answer. Here comes the second question: Who was the first woman on earth?"
"HA", said the nun, "That is an easy one! That was Eve!"
St. Peter smiled and he said: "That is the correct answer. Here comes the last question: what was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they met in Paradise?"
"Oops", said the nun: "That is a hard one"