Justdroppedin
05-08-2020, 11:34 AM
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and
said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She
held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"
14"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it
up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and
tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her
tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
"What is it?" she said.
"A puppy!”
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and
said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She
held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"
14"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it
up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and
tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her
tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
"What is it?" she said.
"A puppy!”