Justdroppedin
05-11-2020, 01:12 PM
A Bishop had finally had it with a priest in his archdiocese who kept screwing up Sacrements......
Right before he was about to excommunicate him, the priest got on his knees and pleaded to give him another chance. The Bishop was a good guy so he allowed the priest one chance.
"If you can preform a matrimony without anything going wrong, I will not fire you"
The wedding starts and everything goes according to plan until right at the end. Right before they said the vows, the groom's mistress stormed in and proclaimed her love for the man. The soon-to-be husband ran off, leaving his bride at the altar. She began to cry as the rest of the congregation went of fuming.
Later the Bishop visited the priest and asked how the matrimony went.
The Priest said,
"It went off without a hitch!"
Right before he was about to excommunicate him, the priest got on his knees and pleaded to give him another chance. The Bishop was a good guy so he allowed the priest one chance.
"If you can preform a matrimony without anything going wrong, I will not fire you"
The wedding starts and everything goes according to plan until right at the end. Right before they said the vows, the groom's mistress stormed in and proclaimed her love for the man. The soon-to-be husband ran off, leaving his bride at the altar. She began to cry as the rest of the congregation went of fuming.
Later the Bishop visited the priest and asked how the matrimony went.
The Priest said,
"It went off without a hitch!"