Justdroppedin
06-02-2020, 12:22 PM
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
http://www.tgifjoke.com/2016/golfdeath1.jpg
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
http://www.tgifjoke.com/2016/golfdeath2.jpg
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know -- put me down for a five."
http://www.tgifjoke.com/2016/golfdeath3.jpg
http://www.tgifjoke.com/2016/golfdeath1.jpg
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
http://www.tgifjoke.com/2016/golfdeath2.jpg
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know -- put me down for a five."
http://www.tgifjoke.com/2016/golfdeath3.jpg