Justdroppedin
08-22-2020, 07:10 PM
Doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6-weeks, he's looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4-weeks, he's looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in 2-weeks he's looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. Three years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him president, now the whole country is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4-weeks, he's looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in 2-weeks he's looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. Three years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him president, now the whole country is looking for work."