Justdroppedin
08-24-2020, 11:29 AM
German tourist visits France......
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
:D
Two nuns are riding bicycles through the streets of Rome.
"I've never come this way before" says the first nun.
The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones."
:D
A man walks up to the Widow at a funeral and asks if he can say a word.
"Of course", she replies.
The man plucks up the courage and says, "Bargain".
The Widow looks at him, teary eyed and says,
"Thank you so much, that means a great deal".
:D
I went to get my hair cut today but there were so many in front of me.
After an hour the manager started to hand out hot dogs and burgers as an apology for the long wait.
It was the Best Barber Queue ever!
:D
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
:D
Two nuns are riding bicycles through the streets of Rome.
"I've never come this way before" says the first nun.
The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones."
:D
A man walks up to the Widow at a funeral and asks if he can say a word.
"Of course", she replies.
The man plucks up the courage and says, "Bargain".
The Widow looks at him, teary eyed and says,
"Thank you so much, that means a great deal".
:D
I went to get my hair cut today but there were so many in front of me.
After an hour the manager started to hand out hot dogs and burgers as an apology for the long wait.
It was the Best Barber Queue ever!
:D