Justdroppedin
09-11-2020, 11:37 AM
An Australian woman takes out a personal advert to find herself a man who has never slept with a woman before.
She finally gets a reply from a man who has spent his entire life in the outback.
They meet and hit it off immediately and, after a brief engagement, they get married. On the wedding night, she walks into their bedroom to find her new husband standing in the middle of the room, totally naked and all the furniture from the room piled into one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I have never been with a woman,” he says, “but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m going to need all the room I can get.”
She finally gets a reply from a man who has spent his entire life in the outback.
They meet and hit it off immediately and, after a brief engagement, they get married. On the wedding night, she walks into their bedroom to find her new husband standing in the middle of the room, totally naked and all the furniture from the room piled into one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I have never been with a woman,” he says, “but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m going to need all the room I can get.”