Short ones......

[Justdroppedin]

I proposed to my ex- wife today.....

She said no. She thinks I'm after my money.


:D



A guy is having a check up at the doctor's......

"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"


"I doubt it" sais the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"


"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc"


"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
:D



Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party......


Lady: Do you mean a choir?


Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
:D



A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".


The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"


The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
:D



Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?

Because blonde guys aren't that smart either.
:devil::devil: