Justdroppedin
01-18-2021, 02:28 PM
I arrived early to the restaurant.
The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?
I said no....
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.:D
A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm where he lives.
A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.'
'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the collie.
'You herd me' the sheep replied.:D
An electrician comes home late....
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I.":D:crazy:
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail.
He tells you his name is Terry.
"Terry?" you say laughing, "Terry's a girls name!"
Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin’ Terry...:D
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I'm not joking, but he is.....:D:Idontgetit:
The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?
I said no....
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.:D
A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm where he lives.
A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.'
'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the collie.
'You herd me' the sheep replied.:D
An electrician comes home late....
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I.":D:crazy:
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail.
He tells you his name is Terry.
"Terry?" you say laughing, "Terry's a girls name!"
Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin’ Terry...:D
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I'm not joking, but he is.....:D:Idontgetit: