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Justdroppedin
02-08-2021, 12:54 PM
Do you know that too much sex can cause memory loss?

I read it in one book on page 37, on the 8th line, it was 16:23, Saturday, January 4, 2016. :Idontgetit:





What did the bra say to the hat?

Go on a head. I’ll give these two a lift.:grr:






Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week

I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket.

But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted":D




My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a threesome...

I told her, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'll go have dinner with my parents.:tehe:





My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.:sickofme: