Justdroppedin
02-09-2021, 01:35 PM
A woman is mad that her husband is preoccupied with snooker and is ignoring her in bed.......
She's had enough and decides that tonight is the night she gets some love in the bedroom. She dresses in the most seductive lingerie she has, pours two glasses of their favourite wine, and waits.
The man comes home after midnight where she meets him at the door. "I'm sick and tired of your snooker playing. What about my needs? It's been months!"
She tears off his shirt, hands him a glass, and drags him off to the bedroom. She pulls off the rest of his clothes and gets him on his knees on the bed.
She positions herself on all fours in front of him and says "This should take your mind off that damn snooker!"
He holds her hips and... that's it. Nothing for a good two minutes.
She looks back at him "What's wrong?"
He mumbles back "I'm not sure if I should go for the pink or the brown!"
She's had enough and decides that tonight is the night she gets some love in the bedroom. She dresses in the most seductive lingerie she has, pours two glasses of their favourite wine, and waits.
The man comes home after midnight where she meets him at the door. "I'm sick and tired of your snooker playing. What about my needs? It's been months!"
She tears off his shirt, hands him a glass, and drags him off to the bedroom. She pulls off the rest of his clothes and gets him on his knees on the bed.
She positions herself on all fours in front of him and says "This should take your mind off that damn snooker!"
He holds her hips and... that's it. Nothing for a good two minutes.
She looks back at him "What's wrong?"
He mumbles back "I'm not sure if I should go for the pink or the brown!"