Justdroppedin
03-08-2021, 12:49 PM
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe in Hell."
Her mother said, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is!":D
It's the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover."
The husband replies "How can you tell after only 30 seconds.":D
Steve rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" Martha asks.
"I don't care, just so long as you're out of this house by noon!":D
"I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.
"You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information."
"Who was that?" his young wife asked.
"Some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear.":D
There was this couple who went into a jungle for a picnic. The husband is being pulled away suddenly by a crocodile.
He shouts "SHOOT QUICKLY!"
The wife coolly asks, "Where is the camera?":D
A tactful husband says when he forgets his wife's birthday: Honey how do you expect me to remember when you never look older?:D
"Wednesday nights out with the boys is what killed my marriage."
"Your wife hated you going out with the guys?"
"Nah, she was the one who went out with the boys!":D
Joe had a very homely wife. One day he came home earlier than usual. And saw her in the arms of his friend Benny.
He watched the hugging and kissing for a few moments then cried,
"Listen Benny, I MUST. But why YOU?"
She told her mother "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe in Hell."
Her mother said, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is!":D
It's the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover."
The husband replies "How can you tell after only 30 seconds.":D
Steve rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" Martha asks.
"I don't care, just so long as you're out of this house by noon!":D
"I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.
"You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information."
"Who was that?" his young wife asked.
"Some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear.":D
There was this couple who went into a jungle for a picnic. The husband is being pulled away suddenly by a crocodile.
He shouts "SHOOT QUICKLY!"
The wife coolly asks, "Where is the camera?":D
A tactful husband says when he forgets his wife's birthday: Honey how do you expect me to remember when you never look older?:D
"Wednesday nights out with the boys is what killed my marriage."
"Your wife hated you going out with the guys?"
"Nah, she was the one who went out with the boys!":D
Joe had a very homely wife. One day he came home earlier than usual. And saw her in the arms of his friend Benny.
He watched the hugging and kissing for a few moments then cried,
"Listen Benny, I MUST. But why YOU?"