Justdroppedin
03-12-2021, 03:14 PM
Get pulled over by the cops for speeding near Lexington Kentucky.....
Officer: “ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”
Lady: “Ohhhh.”
Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”
Lady: “Ohh.” So she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.
Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, Ky huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”
Officer: “ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”
Lady: “Ohhhh.”
Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”
Lady: “Ohh.” So she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.
Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, Ky huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”