Justdroppedin
03-22-2021, 06:17 PM
WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars....
It’s safe to say the police are working tirelessly to catch him.:noidea:
My wife of 61 years said let's go upstairs and make love.....
I told her "Choose one, I can't do both.":innocent:
My wife just left me......
She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.:tehe:
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.....
The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.:D
When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat....
Is a warm toilet seat:grr:
The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality.":tape:
Today, my wife apologised to me for the first time ever...
She said, she's sorry she ever married me.:yes:
It’s safe to say the police are working tirelessly to catch him.:noidea:
My wife of 61 years said let's go upstairs and make love.....
I told her "Choose one, I can't do both.":innocent:
My wife just left me......
She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.:tehe:
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.....
The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.:D
When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat....
Is a warm toilet seat:grr:
The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality.":tape:
Today, my wife apologised to me for the first time ever...
She said, she's sorry she ever married me.:yes: