Justdroppedin
06-21-2021, 12:49 PM
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.....
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.:D
*Teacher to Student* T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence".....
S: ‟My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter”
T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
S: ‟I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!”:grr:
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.....
George Clooney says, "I'll direct."
DiCaprio yells, "I'll produce!"
And Matthew McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.":no:
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners....
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time.":tehe:
I have just completed writing a book on reverse psychology......
Please don't buy it.:tape:
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.:D
*Teacher to Student* T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence".....
S: ‟My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter”
T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
S: ‟I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!”:grr:
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.....
George Clooney says, "I'll direct."
DiCaprio yells, "I'll produce!"
And Matthew McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.":no:
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners....
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time.":tehe:
I have just completed writing a book on reverse psychology......
Please don't buy it.:tape: