Justdroppedin
06-28-2021, 04:01 PM
As he’s walking his pet carrot it gets hit by a car.
After rushing to the ER the man paces the waiting room as the doctor comes out exhausted from surgery.
“Doctor, is my carrot alive, is it ok?”
The doctors sighs. “I have good news and bad news. The good news is your pet carrot is alive”
The man breathes a sigh of relief. “What’s the bad news doctor?”
The doctor looks him in the eyes and says “Well I’m sorry but, your carrots gonna be a vegetable for the rest of it's life.
After rushing to the ER the man paces the waiting room as the doctor comes out exhausted from surgery.
“Doctor, is my carrot alive, is it ok?”
The doctors sighs. “I have good news and bad news. The good news is your pet carrot is alive”
The man breathes a sigh of relief. “What’s the bad news doctor?”
The doctor looks him in the eyes and says “Well I’m sorry but, your carrots gonna be a vegetable for the rest of it's life.