Justdroppedin
08-09-2021, 12:46 PM
A zookeeper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Damn it's been a hell of a day.
Some idiot visitor tossed a cigarette lighter into the monkey cage. We had a hell of a time getting it away from them.
Every time we went near the cage they'd start throwing feces at us, which wasn't that bad, til they got the great idea to light the feces before they threw them," the zookeeper says.
"Two of the other zookeepers were rushed to the hospital.
They're being treated for turd degree burns."
"Damn it's been a hell of a day.
Some idiot visitor tossed a cigarette lighter into the monkey cage. We had a hell of a time getting it away from them.
Every time we went near the cage they'd start throwing feces at us, which wasn't that bad, til they got the great idea to light the feces before they threw them," the zookeeper says.
"Two of the other zookeepers were rushed to the hospital.
They're being treated for turd degree burns."