Justdroppedin
08-11-2021, 12:09 PM
A butcher goes to a barber for a haircut. When it’s time to pay, the barber declines, saying “I’m feeling generous today, you don’t need to pay for this one”
The next morning someone knocks on the barber’s door. When he opens, it turns out to be the butcher, carrying some sausages and other meat products. He says: ”This is as a thanks for the free haircut yesterday”
A few weeks later, a baker gets a haircut from the same barber, who again decides not to have him pay. The next morning the baker gifts the barber three fresh loaves of bread.
Another few weeks pass and a well-known politician who lives in the area enters the barbershop. The barber once again decides that the man doesn’t need to pay.
The next day, there’s another knock on the barber’s door. When he opens he is faced with the politician, along with his wife and children as well as several of the politician’s friends.
The barber, thinking the politician organized a party for him, says: ”Hello! How can I help you?”
The politician replies: “They’re here for a free haircut”
The next morning someone knocks on the barber’s door. When he opens, it turns out to be the butcher, carrying some sausages and other meat products. He says: ”This is as a thanks for the free haircut yesterday”
A few weeks later, a baker gets a haircut from the same barber, who again decides not to have him pay. The next morning the baker gifts the barber three fresh loaves of bread.
Another few weeks pass and a well-known politician who lives in the area enters the barbershop. The barber once again decides that the man doesn’t need to pay.
The next day, there’s another knock on the barber’s door. When he opens he is faced with the politician, along with his wife and children as well as several of the politician’s friends.
The barber, thinking the politician organized a party for him, says: ”Hello! How can I help you?”
The politician replies: “They’re here for a free haircut”