Justdroppedin
09-02-2021, 12:06 PM
An Old prospector was coming back from town and he was leading his pack mule loaded with supplies down a winding valley road.
A young gunslinger was riding his horse on the mountain Crest watching the old timer. He thought to himself I'm going to go down there and mess with that old man.
The young gunslinger rode down and blocked the old timers path. He got off his horse and pulled his revolver. He pointed it at the old man and asked the old man “do you know how to dance?”
The old timer said that he didn't but he liked to learn.
So the gunslinger shot three times near the old timers feet and he started to shuffle.
Then the gunslinger asked if the mule knew how to dance.
The Old timer said “I don't think so but I'm sure he'd like to learn.” So the gunslinger shot three times at the mules feet and the mule starts to shuffle.
Then the old man asked the young gunslinger if that was a six shooter and the young gunslinger said “yes it is why do you ask?”
The old timer pulls a double barrel shotgun from a bag on the pack mule and pointed it at the Young gunslinger's head, and ask the young gunslinger : “have you ever sucked a mule's dick?”
A young gunslinger was riding his horse on the mountain Crest watching the old timer. He thought to himself I'm going to go down there and mess with that old man.
The young gunslinger rode down and blocked the old timers path. He got off his horse and pulled his revolver. He pointed it at the old man and asked the old man “do you know how to dance?”
The old timer said that he didn't but he liked to learn.
So the gunslinger shot three times near the old timers feet and he started to shuffle.
Then the gunslinger asked if the mule knew how to dance.
The Old timer said “I don't think so but I'm sure he'd like to learn.” So the gunslinger shot three times at the mules feet and the mule starts to shuffle.
Then the old man asked the young gunslinger if that was a six shooter and the young gunslinger said “yes it is why do you ask?”
The old timer pulls a double barrel shotgun from a bag on the pack mule and pointed it at the Young gunslinger's head, and ask the young gunslinger : “have you ever sucked a mule's dick?”