Justdroppedin
10-25-2021, 12:02 PM
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord
:D
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
:D
Girl: What are your plans today?
Boy: Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
Girl: And after that?
Boy: And after that we'll see.
:D
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.....
:D
Light travels faster than sound.....
thats why some people appear bright til you hear them speak.
:D
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
7 years old and he still doesn't know my name is David
:D
I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.
:D
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord
:D
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
:D
Girl: What are your plans today?
Boy: Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
Girl: And after that?
Boy: And after that we'll see.
:D
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.....
:D
Light travels faster than sound.....
thats why some people appear bright til you hear them speak.
:D
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
7 years old and he still doesn't know my name is David
:D
I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.
:D