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Justdroppedin
10-25-2021, 12:02 PM
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic

I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord

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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.

Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

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Girl: What are your plans today?

Boy: Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.


Girl: And after that?


Boy: And after that we'll see.

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.....

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Light travels faster than sound.....

thats why some people appear bright til you hear them speak.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

7 years old and he still doesn't know my name is David

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I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.

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