Justdroppedin
11-01-2021, 12:42 PM
Did you hear about Mickey and Minnie?
They’re going through a real rough divorce. Things got so chaotic in the courtroom—Minnie was screaming, Mickey threw a chair—that the judge took Mickey back into his quarters to calm him down.
As he’s talking to him the judge says “I just don’t understand it you guys seemed so happy. And the reason you’ve listed for divorce is that Minnie is ‘fooking silly’. Come on, that’s not reason enough to end a marriage, right?”
Mickey says “I didn’t say she was fooking silly, I said she was fooking Goofy.”
They’re going through a real rough divorce. Things got so chaotic in the courtroom—Minnie was screaming, Mickey threw a chair—that the judge took Mickey back into his quarters to calm him down.
As he’s talking to him the judge says “I just don’t understand it you guys seemed so happy. And the reason you’ve listed for divorce is that Minnie is ‘fooking silly’. Come on, that’s not reason enough to end a marriage, right?”
Mickey says “I didn’t say she was fooking silly, I said she was fooking Goofy.”