Justdroppedin
11-03-2021, 12:02 PM
Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain's office, where he is read the riot act. The captain says, "You're a good cop, but these reports just aren't going to cut it anymore, Joe! They're practically illegible! The next report, if there's even one word misspelled on it, you are going on suspension! Now get out of here and get on patrol!"
The cop swears that he's not going to make any more mistakes, and heads out on patrol. He's driving around town when he gets a call about a traffic fatality nearby. The cop puts on his lights and speeds toward the scene. When he arrives, the cop sees the worst head-on collision he's ever encountered. He gets out of the car, whips out his notebook, and starts to take notes, being very conscious of his spelling.
"One, O-N-E. Ford, F-O-R-D. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."
The cop thinks to himself, "Okay, so far, so good." He walks across the street to the other vehicle.
"One, O-N-E. Dodge, D-O...D...G-E. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."
Now the cop is feeling really confident. He strides to the middle of the highway, where he discovers the decapitated head of one of the unfortunate victims.
"One, O-N-E. Head, H-E-A-D. In the boulevard, B-U-L...B-L-U...B-O-L-L...B-I-L...."
The cop stops writing, takes a look around, and sends the head to the side of the road with his boot. With that, he hastily writes, "In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."
The cop swears that he's not going to make any more mistakes, and heads out on patrol. He's driving around town when he gets a call about a traffic fatality nearby. The cop puts on his lights and speeds toward the scene. When he arrives, the cop sees the worst head-on collision he's ever encountered. He gets out of the car, whips out his notebook, and starts to take notes, being very conscious of his spelling.
"One, O-N-E. Ford, F-O-R-D. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."
The cop thinks to himself, "Okay, so far, so good." He walks across the street to the other vehicle.
"One, O-N-E. Dodge, D-O...D...G-E. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."
Now the cop is feeling really confident. He strides to the middle of the highway, where he discovers the decapitated head of one of the unfortunate victims.
"One, O-N-E. Head, H-E-A-D. In the boulevard, B-U-L...B-L-U...B-O-L-L...B-I-L...."
The cop stops writing, takes a look around, and sends the head to the side of the road with his boot. With that, he hastily writes, "In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."