You live in Florida when......

[Justdroppedin]

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[dogdayz]

You live in British Columbia when....

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[runamok]

Solo hiking not recommended is that so you can out run someone?

[The Noof]

Solo hiking not recommended is that so you can out run someone?

You don't have to be faster than the bear...just faster than your hiking companions.

[Justdroppedin]

I was hiking with my girlfriend, when suddenly, a really pissed off brown bear started charging at us...

Maybe her cubs were nearby, I don't know, but I've never seen such a crazed bear before in my life!

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me.

One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took and I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

[Justdroppedin]

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[Justdroppedin]

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